Laugh with us: Politics

We were affected by the traffic. It took us five hours. I asked why, they said it was closed. I asked who is coming. They answered, the pope. I wanted to call him: ‘Pope, son of a whore, go home. Do not visit us again,Rodrigo Duterte.

Your garbage is coming home. Prepare a big reception. Eat it if you want (Duterte threatens war against Canada over trash).

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we,George W. Bush.

It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it,George W. Bush.

  “Do you have Blacks, too?” —George W. Bush talking to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso.

We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease, George W. Bush.

A mugger sticks a gun into a man’s ribs and demands, ‘Give me your money!’"
Half Indignant, half shocked by the attack, the affluent man replied,
“You can’t do this! I’m YOUR US Congressman!”
“In that case”, -replied the robber, “Give me MY money!”

A lady came up to me one day and said ‘Sir! You are drunk,’ to which I replied ‘I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly,’ Winston Churchill.

We can always count on the Americans to do the right thing after they have exhausted all the other possibilities, Winston Churchill.